okay pat passed out under dana's car
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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