I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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