I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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