If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
