Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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