You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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