Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She's the barista slut.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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