quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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