belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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