It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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