is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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