I understand Curling. That high.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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