All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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