he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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