who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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