Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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