Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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