So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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