well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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