Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
