STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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