So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
