Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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