Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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