Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
