i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm passing your future prison.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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