Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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