I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it because I queefed?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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