So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
