how can u be prego again
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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