EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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