He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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