I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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