Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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