He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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