problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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