nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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