I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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