Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
