Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Can we have unprotected sex soon?

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Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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(256): View more from Alabama

made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold

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(614): View more from Ohio

There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(813): View more from Florida

It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm having to shit out rocks

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