I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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