I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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