Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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