He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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