I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is Oprah even human
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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