that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just forgot I was standing up.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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