So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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