it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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