you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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