Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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