They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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