Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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