Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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