remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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