This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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