do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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